yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
so much tequila, so little girl.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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