Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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