Whod you bang
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
