we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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