David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
