whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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