Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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