yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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