So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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