scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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