how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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