i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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