so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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