Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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