ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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