windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
this just has baby written all over it
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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