your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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