Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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