normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
May the power of my ass compel you!!
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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