We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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