No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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