Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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