My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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