Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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