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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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