The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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