ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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