eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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