There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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