And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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