yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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