somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I am naked and annoyed.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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