It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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