you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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