I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
