I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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