Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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