Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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