I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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