office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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