It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Never joke about your clitoris.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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