What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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