i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
