I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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