Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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