We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I currently don't understand fingers.
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