I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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