i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dick very happy bro
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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