let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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