Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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